OK… only in Venice Beach, California… or at least most appropriately in Venice Beach would you find the “odd and unusual” site pictured to the left.

The sculpture is by Jonathan Borofsky Read more about Jonathan Borofsky and is entitled, “Ballerina Clown.” When you get right down to it, it’s nothing more than a ballerina in a clown mask and white gloves. It’s just an unsettling sight for some reason. The juxtaposition of the ideas we have in our heads of clowns and ballerinas don’t come together as one very well. I would assume that if you’re one of many who are afraid of clowns, this sculpture has to rank high on the list of scary images.

The current occupant of the building where “Ballerina Clown” is located is CVS Pharmacy. They weren’t the occupant in 1988 when the sculpture was erected, but we don’t know who was.

You can see the articulated right knee in the photo at right. Apparently, there is an electric motor which causes the leg to “kick.” We have never seen it operate, so we have no clue whether it still works.

 

The photo on the left is a little closer view of the face and expression of “Ballerina Clown.”  Oddly, tears accompany the half-smile.

On the right, I couldn’t resist. I had to shoot one “upskirt” pic just so I could say I did!!

Venice Beach is one of those places that is full of odd & unusual sorts. Especially on Sundays. The boardwalk along the beach is full of people selling their wares, be it anything from beads and jewelry to henna tattoos. And, lately, a dozen or so standing on the sidewalk, calling to all, “The doctor is in, get your medical marijuana card today!” We’re assuming that once you get the card they sell you your first “prescription” as well. Read more about Venice Beach, California There will certainly be more to come from Venice Beach, I’m sure.

Joe

Most people have heard of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, with it’s many sidewalk stars and the more famous footprints and handprints along Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. Some have, no doubt, also heard of the Rock Walk of Fame near the Guitar Center on Sunset Boulvard, which honors great rock and rolll musicians. Since we stay away from such "mainstream" attractions, we set out to find a slightly more obscure, less "heard of" "Star Walk." And… you’re in luck!!! (subject to opinion?) We have found the "Porn Walk of Fame!!!"
	Located in front of what was the Pussycat Theater (now "Studs") are the permanent venerations of a few of the more famous (although now somewhat aged) stars of porn.

So… in the pics we have…
Kay Parker & Eric Edwards (one square – no clue who they are); Georgina (Spelvin – is the last name I think she used); Linda Lovelace; Marilyn Chambers; Harry Reems; Jay Laurence (no clue) and John Holmes

The site only contains those 7 sets of footprints and handprints. And, no, there are no impressions of other body parts to be found (I looked… and hoped). Currently, it appears to be abandoned with a “for sale” sign posted on the property. You can check out some porn industry stuff from Amazon here.

Joe

So, you head north on Pasadena Avenue and there’s a fork in the road… NO… DUDE… there’s a FORK in the road!!!

I really have no idea why this is here, but located in the southern portion of Pasadena, California, just south of Huntington Hospital is the “middle of the road” (as opposed to “roadside”) site above. This “fork” is located on Pasadena Avenue where it separates into one way north (Pasadena Avenue) and one way south (S. St. John Ave) streets.

The fork to the left is actually made of wood and then painted to look like the common eating utensil. It does look like there was a time when there were other colors there and now have been painted over. I’m not an expert on size, but I would estimate the fork to be 15 – 20 feet tall. It was apparently the site of a recent Easter Egg Hunt, based on the number of plastic eggs in the area.

One thing about this place… when told to use the “fork in the road” as directional guidance… this place is hard to miss.

Joe

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If you’re on the 101 (Ventura Highway…. think the Eagles America… thank you anonymous commenter!!!) between Los Angeles and Santa Barbara, this roadside sight will be on the north side of the freeway, just east (south) of Oxnard. For whatever reason, the freeway here is commonly labled “north/south” when, in fact, it is running virtually east/west.

Not only is this “attraction” a bit odd and unusual in it’s own right, sitting at the side of the road year-round. But the story of how it got here is pretty cool too.

Santa originally rested atop a false chimney on a Candy Store on Santa Claus Lane between Carpinteria, California and Santa Barbara, California. Apparently, back in the 50′s it was thought that a year-round Christmas attraction located on the beach would be a great idea. And it was, for many years. I remember about 20 years ago, taking my daughters up to “Santa Claus Lane” to take photos for a Christmas card. I don’t think we ever used them and now, who knows where these photos are. The plaque below shows the original sculptor and date of the original completion.

Eventually, the powers that be (whoever they are), came to the conclusion that a “Santa Claus Lane” on the beach had lost it’s novelty and attraction. Plus the Santa which had been sitting atop a faux chimney was in disrepair and the owners were planning on taking it down and/or destroying it.

Eventually, even the street name was changed. Only a small section of roadway under the freeway (about 400 feet long) which connects the renamed Padaro Lane and Via Real remains “Santa Claus Lane.” The shopping area has been revamped to more traditional themed businesses.(I would like to include a photo of the way things used to be on Santa Claus Lane, but I have none and I do not believe in “borrowing” from another website. If you have such a photo, let me know!)

The plaque above makes reference to “Nyeland Acres”. That is the area where Santa (and a few other decorations) are now located. The good people of Oxnard saved Santa from certain demise. You’ll note in the photo above, Santa has on glasses. Just to let you know, in the summer time, he dons a pair of sunglasses!!! Not sure of the brand though. Once I hear that the glasses have been changed this year, I’ll try and go back up and insert another photo here!

At any rate, Santa now sits beside the roadway. It’s kind of a trick to get to, but you have to get on the frontage road on the exit past Santa if you’re traveling north (west). I’ve never gotten there traveling south (east) although I doubt it’s one of those “You can’t get there from here” sort of places.

Billy & Bo here do their best to guard this roadside Santa. Everything other than the actual Santa statue itself was added after the trip down here to Oxnard. I don’t know if there is any significance to the names here. If you have information on this kind of stuff… I’d love to hear from you.

They have added a few decorations here in Santa’s new home. I’m assuming “in season” and at night, this is a Christmas tree. And, of course there’s Bo & Billy above representing the familiar soldiers from The Nutcracker.

There’s even reindeer on the fence and gate including RUDOLF!

Yes, it’s a little odd to have a year-round Santa, maybe even more so because this is California and not the North Pole. But, when it gets right down to it, shouldn’t we all practice the spirit of giving 365 days a year? Merry Christmas my friends, every day of the year!

Joe

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OK… I promise to get back to interesting sites and places to visit tomorrow or the next day. But, as a future vagabonder and likely vandweller, or in this case truckdweller, I need to address just how my little experiment went, living in the truck for 21 days.

First of all, I cheated. The underlying purpose of the trip was my niece’s wedding in Evansville, Indiana on Saturday, March 13, 2010. I picked up my two daughters on Friday the 12th and we stayed in a motel Friday through Sunday night. And the following Monday through Wednesday was at my sister’s house. So sue me… LOL. I actually believe that in order to be a successful “vandweller” or “vagabonder” you need to take advantage of the kindness of others or the occasional motel just to keep sane. And there were other nights along the way that the motel was just too convenient and cheap to pass up. But, in general… here’s a summary of the ups and downs of my adventure.

Personal Hygiene
Many thought this would be a problem. I have a couple of advantages. First off, I’m a man. I understand that being of the opposite sex would have presented a few issues along the way. Forgive the bluntness here, but I did see a couple of places that I WOULD NOT have sat down anywhere near the toilet no matter how many sheets of “ass gasket” were between me and the seat! But, if you can hold it to the nearest fast food joint or Denny’s or some such place, everything is pretty much OK.

Showers were a little different, I guess. I used both “Love’s” and “Pilot” truck stops. Most of these places have showers available for “commercial drivers.” I never had anyone deny me at either location. Both had towels available if needed. I carried my own.. and toiletries… so that wasn’t needed. Not sure what, if anything they supply other than a washcloth and a towel. Somewhere along the way, I forget now which location, also had jacuzzis available. All of my toiletries were carried in your every day toiletry bag.

I also have the advantage of being bald. My hair care needs were very minimal! I did carry a rechargeable razor and beard trimmer/hair clippers. In my truck I had a 350 Watt Inverter that had two plugs and a USB plug so that I was able to charge the shaver/clippers if/when needed. The USB was generally plugged into my Garmin GPS unit.

Sleeping
Here is my bedrooom, living room, kitchen on the road. I am sorry I don’t have a lot of photographs, but things got pretty messy the first day out and stayed that way the entire trip. One skill I will have to work on is keeping things in order and in their proper place. I can see where that will be an enormous PLUS to “vandwelling.”

On the left of the photo, behind the driver’s seat is a combination egg shell/memory foam pad. On top of that is a Coleman Sleeping Bag rated to -10F. You can also see a couple of normal ordinary pillows there too. I sure didn’t need the temperature protection and was actually quite warm sleeping there.

I should make an additional note here about myself. Although being male and bald are definite advantages, being nearly 6’3″ and 370 pounds are NOT. While the length from the back of the driver’s seat to the back tailgate measures over 6 feet, once you get pillows, etc. it’s not all usable. I slept with bent legs… no biggie, but on a scale of 1 to 10 in comfort… it wasn’t any better than a six. On at least two occasions, I just reclined the front seat and slept there… still not a huge score on the comfort scale, but easier to get into/out of. That was also a problem, climbing around the back and getting comfortable at my size. Once settled, not so bad… getting settled… a challenge.

As far as where I stayed, every night (not at a motel or with family) was spent in either a rest stop along the freeway or at a Walmart parking lot. I never was approached by anyone in either place while sleeping. I know that Walmart has a reputation for allowing RVers to sleep in their lots and I saw RVers in each of the lots I slept. BUT, some cities do not allow this regardless of Walmarts’ policy. Like I said, I had no trouble. Rest areas generally allow an 8 hour stay but prohibit camping. The only issue I had was when I cooked on my tailgate (see below).

Cooking/Eating
YES, I know it’s the same pic. BUT, notice the clever way I’m wrapping the text so that the other side of the truck is now near what I’m writing!!! Again, in this area, I cheated… way too much. I ate far too many fast food/restaurant meals on the road. I did equip myself, however with a two burner cookstove from Coleman, camping pans, plates and utensils. I generally just pulled out the stove and cooked on my open tailgate. This worked fine everywhere but one rest stop in Texas where a private security officer pointed out the “no camping” rule. I, in turn, pointed out the grills at EVERY picnic table at the rest stop. He continued to insist, so… I moved my cookstove over on top of one of the grills and continued. Go figure?

I did not take a cooler of any sort on this trip. I prepared canned or vacuum-sealed foods. I probably will make use of a cooler next time.

All in all… the experiment was a success. I blogged regularly. I had no problems finding internet access. Most blogs were posted during breakfast at McDonald’s (too much eating out). I probably will look for a little larger vehicle to continue this pursuit full time… or figure a way to make what I have more roomy through a roof rack/storage and/or building a platform bed in the back with storage underneath.

Please feel free to comment/question/remark… whatever!!!

Joe

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Over 5300 miles in 20 days… and if you get specific about it, since I spent 5 days in Evansville, Indiana more or less stationary (while attending the wedding), it was 5300 miles in 15 days. According to the GPS, nearly 90 hours in the drivers’ seat of my Toyota 4Runner. WOW

But, as I sit here a couple days after my return, it has more than been confirmed that I LOVE the lifestyle of a traveler. My travels were amazing to me. I had so much fun finding the places, talking to the people, publishing to this blog.

The underlying purpose of this trip was also to check out the viability of this blog on the road. Would I actually publish in a timely manner? Would I be able to find internet access? Can I blog like this be a real source of income? And of course the more mundane questions. Can I be sleep in my truck? Will I be able to keep clean, find bathrooms when needed? Happily, I think all answers are a resounding YES, with only a couple of qualifiers.

I will write another post about living in the truck on the road. There were a few challenges, yes, but overall, it was great. I did cheat, however, as I stayed in motels on some nights. Because I work for Motel6 and get half off rooms there, it was tough to justify not spending the $20 to have a bed/shower/toilet & internet access!

This blog is truly a joy. I am enjoying writing and posting almost as much as I enjoy visiting these people and places. Changes need to be made, but it will always be evolving I think and hopefully the changes will be viewed as improvements. I certainly had “favorite” places that I visited and I think it showed in the posts that were published. In review, there are some posts that are definitely more interesting than others. The interesting ones are my favorites obviously.

It also turns out that I enjoyed the people so much more than I thought. I anticipated the blog would be solely about the sites. Instead, my favorites are the ones where I encountered people there. In the future, I think that people will take a bigger focus. Bob Skelding, Wagonteamster was visited twice!!! You can find those articles here and here and his website here.

Alvie Cole, the rancher with all the “stuff” on his ranch was an absolute joy to talk to. At 89 years old, he was filled with stories and insight that I found amazing. The hour and a half I spent in the rocking chair on his porch with him and “Freckles” the dog was a highlight. That post is here.

And from a place near where I grew up, Findlay, Illinois, the “Goat Tower” had to be one of the most interesting visits I had. It was certainly more interesting because I got to meet the property owner and hear stories about his tower and a couple other interesting things on his property. That post is here.

As I was just inserting photos here, other stories kept popping up… turns out I loved them all!

But, I do want to take a moment to acknowledge one person and website that wasn’t visited. In fact, I’ve never met this guy, but he is one of the major reasons I’m going to become a “vagabonder.” He goes by “Tioga-George” and he has been traveling fulltime in his RV for seven years now. His experiences on the road and as a blogger inspired me to find a way to be on the road full time. He proves that it can be done. His amazing website (and you really need to explore it quite a bit, there’s a TON of information and stories here) is here.

In the end, I will be continuing to visit odd and unusual locations and blogging them here. They may not come at the rapid fire pace of the last three week (over 30 posts in 21 days) but it will be often (maybe a few times a week with visits, but more often with reflections).

Thank you all so much for reading and clicking an ad or two occasionally.

Joe

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If you’ve been following me, you may remember that I previously visited this location, but found it closed (Sunday). I took some photographs and reported what I found. That story is here.

Well, I returned for a bit more information. This place has the hometown feel of restaurants of long ago. People know each other by name and even if you’re a ‘stranger’ like me, you feel right at home immediately. And as a bonus, the food is great. I highly recommend the “Carter Burger.” (I had mine with cheese, mustard and the works… without tomato)

Turns out the “Carters” owned the original A&W Root Beer stand that was at this location. Eventually, A&W disappeared but the Carters continued. It was later sold, but the name has remained. At one time the new menu included pizza that was apparently “the best”, but because the owner insisted on the best… was just too expensive to continue.

I asked about the missing “Baby Burger.” She is the fourth statue that made up the original A&W “family”. I was told that “Baby Burger” was stolen!!! way back in the 70′s and never found again. In the photo below, you can see the empty post in the foreground where “Baby Burger” was placed.

At one time, there were talks to purchase a replacement “Baby Burger” by the employees (not sure if the owner was involved). A man “from New Mexico” came through town and offered that he had a “Baby Burger” for sale but had to check with his wife first… end of contact…

So… if by chance… you’re reading this and know of a “Baby Burger” let us know and we’ll put the two of ya together… I hate to see a family devastated by the agony of separation!

Joe

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